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Missiles aren't going to sell themselves.
Maybe you shouldn’t slap that part of the missile… just sayin’
All ordinance guys, you can get way way rougher with explosives then you'd ever think as most are stable for everything except rapid extreme high pressures/temperatures.
Hell you can eat torpex and c4 no issues and it'll still do the blowing up thing once it.... Passes.