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Owning a toothbrush. I'd have only one national toothbrush that everyone has to share. You'll have to register on a waitlist so that you can only brush your teeth a maximum of once a month.
Also, as a communist, I would ban, not having a bedtime. Everyone must have a bedtime. Anyone deviating from their bedtime will be sent to bedtime gulags. Where they have multiple bedtimes throughout the day.
Comrade, I have a crime to confess: I've missed my bedtime several times prior to this glorious revolution. I believe I may need re-education in the Marxist theory behind Communist sleeping in order to weed out these remaining vestiges of Capitalism. While it pains me, I will submit to arrest and go willingly and compliantly to the bedtime gulag.
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
@201dberg @funky_tomatoe send me there, please. I don't have a night of sleep for the last three years 😪
Missed opportunity to say that people are put to sleep in the bedtime gulags
I would vote for this if it captured the people who make you miss your bedtime and then my employer couldn't give me so much work that I am constantly missing my preferred bedtime.
Forcing someone to miss bedtime will result in sever punishments and repeat offenders will receive capitol punishment of the highest order.
Infinite bedtimes.
Let's just ban property in general. Not private property, just property. Have everyone share the national toothbrush as well as Stalin's mythical spoon.
Lmao I’m brushing my teeth rn