Private property duh

Owning a toothbrush. I'd have only one national toothbrush that everyone has to share. You'll have to register on a waitlist so that you can only brush your teeth a maximum of once a month.

I'd ban my enemies from holding political office, obviously. Don't need capitalists biting at my heels and plotting my downfall.

Might ban them from living too, depends on how much of a threat they are.

Advertising

I would ban privatized public services and charging users money at the point of service for said public services. Healthcare, school, transportation, water, communications... All free and all purged of private capital.

Fascism in all its forms, including Nazism, Zionism and Capitalism.

Everyone drives on the left from now on, and red means go.

On a serious note, I would do what the other poster suggested. Ban private healthcare, schools, universities, mass transport, electricity, gas, water and internet.

Liberalism, doing so kills fascism too so win win

High speeds in urban centers. You will go 30 km/h and you will like it! 😈

I would ban or at least dismantle the capitalist mode of factory farms.

Raising animals for meat for slaughter would most likely unfortunately have to exist for a long amount of time, and possibly never completely done away with. But I think that animals raised for slaughter deserve a much stronger and official "bill of rights" of sorts, outlawing animal abuse in all its forms and guaranteeing animals a very good life before a humane death.

landlording

also all streets should have signs saying their name at all entrances

The movie The Blind Side.

I'd wish for infinite wishes. That's how this works, right?

Can I say subwoofers and speakers over 6w? Not a complete ban. More of a restraining order. No subwoofers or >6w speakers allowed within 300m of a mattress or 500m if it's open space.

Cruise ships

In Syria, Iraq, and the Islamic Republic of Iran, any form of normalization with the usurping state of 'israel' is banned. In Iran and Syria this includes the selling of goods & products made by the temporary entity.

A good law

Golf

Peaches. More specifically, the frozen kind.

tbh probably Historical Revisionism. If its a novel or something whatever, but Adrian Zenz is a dangerous person and people like that deserve punishment. And obviously not just punishment, the state should prove him wrong in a court and sentence him (not death penalty imo but if enough people requested it I really wouldn’t put up much of a fight)

mullets. when i found out the DPRK didn't actually ban mullets, i was devastated. there is nowhere on earth where we can be safe from that disgusting, wretched haircut.

Israel.

Inshallah I would ban gamers

Investing in goods. I recently found out there were actual "egg investors" when the price of eggs surged, and real estate investors drive up the price of housing as a way to make an easy buck. Any socialist society, or at least any self-respecting left-leaning society should want to see honest workers get paid first and vultures get scraps. That's why they're vultures.

Pornography

Flights to Occupied Palestine until it is liberated.

I WOULD BAN SEX

SEX IS REACTIONARY

I'm kidding.

Missionaries

I would ban anyone working for the USA/CIA or any of their front groups from being in the country.

Big spoons

Drugs, Prostitution, Gambling

Crabs.

Speculation/privatization in critical industries/utilities.

Myself.