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[-] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 40 points 10 months ago

Intelligence is knowing Tomatoes are fruits.

Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

Greek salad would like a word... the only things that aren't a fruit in Greek salad are the onions and feta.

[-] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 22 points 10 months ago

Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad.

A Greek salad is not a fruit salad, it is a...Greek salad.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

salad Greek extends Fruit

{ fruit* Tomato }

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago

I think that one might be intelligence too, sorry @xmunk@sh.itjust.works.

[-] dan1101@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Pragmatism is putting tomatoes with the vegetables because of taste, which is one of the most important parts of food.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Legalism is declaring in 1893 that it is a vegetable for tax purposes, because fuck you, pay taxes.

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