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KISSENGER IS DEAD (finance.yahoo.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by sexywheat@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net
 

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Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (4 children)

My partner is taking credit for this because and I quote, "I did say he would die this week"

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This morning I said "I hope Jimmy Carter gets to go to another funeral this week" and my mother said "No, Kissinger's going to live forever."

[–] socialnuju@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Guess Carter is going to another funeral this week

[–] ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She says McConnell will die within the month and Elon Musk will suffer greatly before the end of the year

[–] ComradeLove@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I've been saying it every week.