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[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Rent a tuxedo and a limousine; tell her you're taking her out for a nice night, and do so - dinner at a nice restaurant with drinks and all that. Candles and shit. Before dessert comes, get down on one knee. Look her in the eyes and tell her how much she means to you - how you'll always love and cherish her. Reach into your pocket, and pull out a Venus. Maintain eye contact. Then pop the question.

[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 3 points 11 months ago

Maybe he doesn't marry her, just shave ๐Ÿ˜‚.

[-] waz@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

I'm picturing a man on one knee in a nice restaurant. The woman looks flustered. While maintaining eye contact, and in a serious tone, the man asks..."Will you please shave your snatch?"

[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 3 points 11 months ago

Aaand at that point, she leaves and you never see her again ๐Ÿคฃ.

Hell, I wouldn't be insulted, I almost never get insulted ๐Ÿ˜‚, but people man... they take shit way way too seriously.

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