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Texas AG Threatens Seattle Hospital With Jail Unless It Provides Trans Patient Data (www.erininthemorning.com)

submitted 10 months ago by VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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"We're gonna need a bigger jail" 🤦

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[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I got it - a jackhammer!

I was trying to think of something this guy could go fuck himself with that was both fast AND hard enough.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Cover It with coarse sandpaper, broken glass and Komodo dragon saliva first. Don't want the experience to be too comfortable for him.

[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s the attention to detail that matters. Nice work!

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 points 10 months ago

I aim to displease bows

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Let’s size it down a bit?

A hammer drill.

To give the saliva time to work

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Komodo dragon venom*

[–] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I've always been a fan of rusty hedge trimmers myself.