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[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 145 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Washington should turn around and issue an arrest warrant for this idiot if he keeps on with trying to violate HIPAA.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 99 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And, you know, constitutional law. Texas doesn’t have the right to enforce laws outside it’s borders.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought Texas was big on "States Rights!"

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 10 months ago

Yeah, Texas' right to interfere with everyone else.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, what does he think he is, some kind of big guvmint vaccine mandate coming to take our guns??

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

He wants to out trans Texans so they can be harassed and assaulted by the God-loving Republicans living in Texas without getting his own hands dirty. Never mind that "Thou shalt not commit adultery" thing in the bible... you're just taking it out of context.

[–] Uranium3006@kbin.social 0 points 10 months ago

send in the state militia to arrest him and execute him. the civil war's inevitable so may as well surprise decapitate them before they start