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[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The 5 of cups is literally the sorrow card lmao

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Aatube@kbin.social 11 points 10 months ago

Following up her prediction of “loss” for Trump and “lots of money” for Biden, Roberts said Americans should expect “great happiness” this year.

“I mean, that’s just full of joy, happiness, contentment. It’s actually a funny way of putting it, it is as big as the money card is. It’s a big, big, big, big, happy.”

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

My 5 cups runneth over with doubt.

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

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