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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

So... what do you say to that?

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 117 points 10 months ago

Screenshot and send to door dash personally. Sorry you're having a bad day but maybe I am too? Maybe I'm having a worse day and couldn't bring myself to cook. Dasher wants to get food at the place I ordered from? Awesome. Go for it. This is stealing though and idc how bad of a day you're having. You shouldn't be delivering food if you can't... Deliver the food

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I wonder if there was a tip too

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

Motherfucker is going to have the worse day after he eats my food.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 10 months ago

I mean, me personally? "I fuckin feel that, no worries"

Most people? "That sucks" and contact doordash support for a redund prolly

[-] GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network 42 points 10 months ago

Remember you're hungry when you get this message. IDK about you but rhat turns me into a different beast altogether.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 months ago

Don't get me wrong, I'd be pissed. However, I've been in a similar state, and making them feel worse than they already are really isn't something I want to do. I'm certainly not some saint that instantly forgives and forgets, but this person clearly has some serious problems and I don't want to make it worse for them

[-] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Hangry is no joke. First thing my wife asks me if I have an attitude is if I'm hungry. 9/10 I am.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

Hanger is a lack of self control.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I would probably say something like:

"I feel you, homie. I'm making another order—what do you want?"

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[-] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

I work for Liam Neeson, you just ate his lunch.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

His doctor just told him he's riddled with aids.

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