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[–] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 99 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my food go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 46 points 10 months ago

Delivery Driver: Please understand... it was all business. It wasn't personal.

OP / Liam Neesan: It was all personal to me.

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 10 months ago
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Good luck...

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 53 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Fair enough. I'll defer reporting you for lack of delivery. Hope your day gets better!"

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 64 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If I'm ordering delivery I'm probably not in the greatest place either, but I'm not heartless.

"I'm sorry to hear you're having a bad day. Bring me my food unscathed, and I'll place a second order you can pick up and keep. What do you want to drink?"

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

I read the note in dramatic Shakespearean voice 8/10 not bad at all

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't some other driver be able to pick that one? I don't think it would work too well...

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't do it through the delivery, set it for pickup and give them the details.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Oh yeah... Good point.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I would guess this person has reached their breaking point many many times.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (5 children)

So... what do you say to that?

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 117 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Screenshot and send to door dash personally. Sorry you're having a bad day but maybe I am too? Maybe I'm having a worse day and couldn't bring myself to cook. Dasher wants to get food at the place I ordered from? Awesome. Go for it. This is stealing though and idc how bad of a day you're having. You shouldn't be delivering food if you can't... Deliver the food

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I wonder if there was a tip too

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

Motherfucker is going to have the worse day after he eats my food.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, me personally? "I fuckin feel that, no worries"

Most people? "That sucks" and contact doordash support for a redund prolly

[–] GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network 42 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Remember you're hungry when you get this message. IDK about you but rhat turns me into a different beast altogether.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 months ago

Don't get me wrong, I'd be pissed. However, I've been in a similar state, and making them feel worse than they already are really isn't something I want to do. I'm certainly not some saint that instantly forgives and forgets, but this person clearly has some serious problems and I don't want to make it worse for them

[–] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hangry is no joke. First thing my wife asks me if I have an attitude is if I'm hungry. 9/10 I am.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

Hanger is a lack of self control.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I would probably say something like:

"I feel you, homie. I'm making another order—what do you want?"

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I work for Liam Neeson, you just ate his lunch.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

His doctor just told him he's riddled with aids.

[–] MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago

"Dam, sorry to hear that, hope you get better." reported

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I especially love how real this is!!!

[–] pigup@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago

👁️👄👁️

[–] DingoBilly@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We got a connoisseur over here!

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Real ezikiel 23:20 hours