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Microblog Memes

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Just tell 'em to be patient and distract 'em with some avocado toast! (i.postimg.cc)
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[–] TheDeepState@lemmy.world 109 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That only works if your parents have any money.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Reverse mortgages and Medicaid lookback periods have entered the chat

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Only works if your parents ever had any money.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

They have money now. I just lent it to them from my void savings account.

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Of course I'm spending it all Jimmy! I can't take everything I've ever inherited with me, can I?