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submitted 11 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Possible_EmuWrangler@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I wonder what Alan Turing would think of this.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He'd be too busy shitposting on Tumblr as King of the Gay Pirates

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Gay Pirates have no king. Gay Pirates need no king.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 11 months ago

Gay Pirates not only have a king, but need a king, because the writer is a monarchist

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago

Let me ask the Alan Turing chatbot...

[–] Meowoem@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Probably be too busy in the garden looking at flowers, or too fascinated by the complexity of the emerging properties of neural networks and things.

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

Any AI smart enough to pass a turing test would also be smart enough to fail it on purpose.