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submitted 11 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Doxatek@mander.xyz 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I only drink it when I feel scared about something. Ask your grandma she will tell you it's true