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[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Boss told me to work overtime this week. Said the shop was a bit messy and the floors won't sweep themselves. I told my boss to fuck off and made him sweep instead. Somehow I still lost.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

Ah, the 'ol switcheroo