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[–] noseatbelt@lemmy.ca 237 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Covid just made us all realise we know a lot more people than we thought we did who would hide a zombie bite.

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 160 points 9 months ago (3 children)

More like we know a lot more people that would have zombie bite parties because they "trust their immune system" and simultaneously don't believe in the zombie hoax.

[–] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 66 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also there are people who will intentionally smear their zombie bite juice on you because ain't nobody gonna trample on their freedom.

[–] GhostFence@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Kiss that damned zombie you coward. LIVE WITHOUT FEA---BRAAAAAAAINS

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Explains how zombie apocalypse movies happen

[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

Nadine isn't a zombie, she just likes biting! Don't you dare kink shame her!!!

[–] CazRaX@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

You didn't know that already? The cute to a zombie bite is a bullet to the head and no one wants to be shot.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

And yell at you for asking if they have ever been bitten.

[–] sharkaccident@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

This is a great comment

[–] GhostFence@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Funny, I was saying this for decades about zombie bites. I was such a downer pessimist. Now after COVID hit my family has rebranded me a realist.