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Right-Wingers Say Super Bowl Is Rigged So Taylor Swift Can Endorse Biden (www.rollingstone.com)

submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I laughed!

yesterday I was at the grocery store and the young lady at the register asked me if I was going to watch the big games today. I told her I didn't really care about football aside from one team. She asked if I was going to watch the Superbowl and I said probably not. I asked if she was going to and she said yes because her hobby was Taylor Swift. It was a moment that I will remember for a while because it was fun to be in that space where this young lady who didn't care about the game was excited about Taylor Swift being a part of it, and me whos watched it all my life could care less.

[–] Fashtas@aussie.zone 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

because her hobby was Taylor Swift.

What on earth does THAT mean?

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It’s just a fun and silly way to say she deeply admires Taylor Swift. What else could that mean?

[–] Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 9 months ago

She is obviously the puppet master controlling the android we call Taylor Swift. It's just a hobby though. /s

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 9 months ago

Sounds more like she forgot the word "fan" for a moment.

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I think it means that whenever she is done with work and stuff, and has a good bit of downtime, she will go into her Taylor Swift chamber where every surface is lovingly adorned with tastefully beautiful images of Taylor, where she will rest on a Taylor Swift pillow and listen to LPs of her music while watching videos of her interacting in social circles online.