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Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police say (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 10 months ago by TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I used to work at a major fast food restaurant with a drive-thru. My coworker sold weed through that drive-thru.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

My stepfather knew a guy who delivered pizzas and the people who wanted him to deliver weed with the pizza requested him specifically. Dude made enough as a pizza delivery guy that he was able to buy a hella fancy sports car. Tbh, the idea was gold and I'm happy he was successful lol.