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12-Year-Old Spends Entire Hiking Trip Fantasizing About Which Video Game He’ll Play When He Gets Home (www.theonion.com)

submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yup that was me as a kid lol. Took me a long time to just enjoy where I was at and not rush to do the thing that gave the most dopamine. Games, porn, drugs, sex... There's always something to jonse for, but just breathing in and out where your at and relaxing where you are just doing what you're doing is super great

[–] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm about to be 38 and this is still me. It's rare that I can sit somewhere and not be thinking of the thing that I'm dying to get back to. Even vacations are almost always a miserable experience. Is there a trick to turning off that part of my brain? I don't want to be anywhere but home 99% of the time.

[–] Ferrous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ever try smoking a fatty?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't see how sucking a pleasantly plump dick is going to help them appreciate nature, but it's worth a shot.

[–] Kenny@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago

Definitely worth a shot… I‘ve heard or something

[–] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Every day for years. All that did was make games less fun bc I couldn't remember what I was doing half the time. Ended up getting addicted to MTG and smoking and playing that with my roommates every waking hour of the day any time 2 or more of us were available.