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this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2024
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I'm about to be 38 and this is still me. It's rare that I can sit somewhere and not be thinking of the thing that I'm dying to get back to. Even vacations are almost always a miserable experience. Is there a trick to turning off that part of my brain? I don't want to be anywhere but home 99% of the time.
Ever try smoking a fatty?
I don't see how sucking a pleasantly plump dick is going to help them appreciate nature, but it's worth a shot.
Definitely worth a shot… I‘ve heard or something
Every day for years. All that did was make games less fun bc I couldn't remember what I was doing half the time. Ended up getting addicted to MTG and smoking and playing that with my roommates every waking hour of the day any time 2 or more of us were available.