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[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

And if we are going to call one of them out about their looks, let's talk about MTG's Cro-Magnon forehead.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

And her eyeballs that are too close together.

[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I'm still convinced that MTG is Dog the Bounty Hunter in drag. I mean, has anyone seen the two of them in the same place at the same time?