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Nation Once Again Agrees That Easter Candy Made of Exact Same Ingredients as Regular Candy Tastes Better Due to Shape (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's because the brown ones are the only ones the Marines don't eat.

[โ€“] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Maybe not orally, but Marines have a certain type of creativity when it comes to consuming crayons.