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Nation Once Again Agrees That Easter Candy Made of Exact Same Ingredients as Regular Candy Tastes Better Due to Shape (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Alto@kbin.social 81 points 7 months ago (4 children)

To be entirely fair, the ratio is different (and better imo) with things like reeses

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 23 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The ratio is very important. I'm a Reese's miniature cup fan myself, even over the original. I won't turn down an Easter variety though... :D

[–] rushaction@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's too soft to my tastes. I like the texture of the original because it's got that hard outer shell.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Same here, the eggs are ok but a regular cup right out of the freezer is the best

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Yeah, og or bust. The others are okay, but that texture in the original is the best.