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Rudy Giuliani says earthquakes targeting "communist" US states (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] nifty@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Pretty sure Jesus would be a commie if he was alive

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure he was, if he was a real dude; just didn't have the word. Was just called 'not being a dick' back then.

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It was "being an enemy of the establishment"; call it what thou wilt.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They called it that too, but they still call it that.

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me sir, would you like 2000 of something?

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I... Really wish I had been doing that on purpose.

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

you were touched by the hand of Mitch

[–] style99@kbin.social -3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Jesus is very much alive, thank you. And he said, ask and you will receive.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

2000 years of any day now.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

So is the Allfather, and he said I should dropkick proselytizing little bitches.

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 4 points 7 months ago

And he said, ask and you will receive.

What's the con?