Damn, I knew the moon was just a slice of cheese, but I didn't know that neutron stars were a dairy product, as well. The universe really hates lactose intolerant people.

[–] xintrik@lemm.ee 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lactose fuels the universe.

[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s where the ‘lactic’ part of galactic comes from.

[–] Jackie_meaiii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm galactose intolerant and I just eated 10 million stars and 10 quadrillion tons of space dust (my tummy hurts 🤧)

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

Omg are you Sagittarius A* ?! Such an honor to meet you here!

[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

I got bloated now my tummy is defined with a Schwarzchild radius :(

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 23 points 10 months ago

It's called "the milky way" for a reason.