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submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Blank@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Shiggity shiggity shwa!

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Shwam. Doo. Two an haif. Sheven. shfrorteen teen. Twenty seven haif. Twenty seven, thirty seven WHAT'D YOU SAY?

[–] n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Girlfriends age?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

My IQ?