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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ooh his tricks are ever so clever!

Goddamnit.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I mean, in hindsight they were. He sent a cow forward in time to witness Lemmy, then brought him back to report what he saw.