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Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"You've gone to the DEAD of the Class! Say hi to Howard Hesseman for me!"
(audience hoots and cheers wildly)

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Howie is waiting for the day that hairpile finally kicks off and slides into hell.