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Red Lobster eyes bankruptcy option after $11M in losses from endless shrimp (abcnews.go.com)

submitted 6 months ago by OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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"Last year, Red Lobster reported $11 million in operating losses following its flubbed 'Ultimate Endless Shrimp' deal, which backfired when it reeled in too many customers after the limited-time promo became a permanent menu fixture last June. The restaurant chain later reported $12.5 million in losses in the fourth quarter of 2023."

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[–] Wrench@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Everything in red lobster is frozen anyway.

But then again, all fish is frozen before being served to kill parasites. Even the most delicious sushi will be flash frozen first. I've had high end raw fish in Las Vegas, a literal dessert.

That said, yeah, Red Lobster isn't going to be top notch on the coast, let alone butt fuck nowhere.

[–] EinfachUnersetzlich@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I've had high end raw fish in Las Vegas, a literal dessert.

Fish as a dessert??

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 8 points 6 months ago

Desert. The fish was a desert. It's Las Vegas that's in a dessert, obviously.

[–] artichokecustard@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

* cries in iron chef *

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

las vegas flies in a cargo jet of fish hourly.