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Nobody wants to work anymore!
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this post was submitted on 01 May 2024
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I just need to figure out a way to monetize sleeping and I'll be set for life.
Start a twitch stream. The sleep stream fad has passed but I'm sure there's still an audience who will pay to wake you up with bass boosted memes.
There's that Japanese guy that filmed his whole life on a Livestream or whatever.
Mattress QA
Twitch, OnlyFans Cams, another cam site.
Gotta sell what you've got and sexualize it to high hell.
So sleep naked and stream it. Gotchu.
Or in very tight clothing. Mystery sells. Mix in some ASMR and wham bam thank you ma'am.
I used to monitor systems remotely from my home. On night shift I had an alarm going every 12 minutes to check the screens and emails. Shitty sleep, but slightly better than no sleep.
You could script this, likely. If something bad, sound alarm.
I know you're being sarcastic, but would there be something that fulfilled your heart that might remotely be monetizable?