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Boeing Swears They Just Only Hire Suicidal People (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 6 months ago by DxK@lemmy.sdf.org to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[โ€“] pdxfed@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe we can get Boeing to concede to a similar cadence of accidents and offings

[โ€“] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 1 points 6 months ago

You can't expect them to improve that much in just one quarter.