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Boeing Swears They Just Only Hire Suicidal People
(thehardtimes.net)
The company has pledged $1,000 to support mental health research and “to stop those sad folks from blowing their brains out or whatever.”
Gold
Chef’s kiss.
"That second suicide definitely wasn't us."
and suicidal passengers
who reach a vibes-based consensus to drop out of the air every other flight
Just yesterday they replaced gym with a torture chamber as the workers demanded.
I half expect to see "Depressed Boeing employees come forth with shocking allegations, then go up to rooftops" on another one of these sites.
Less funny after the news broke yesterday https://www.seattletimes.com/business/whistleblower-josh-dean-of-boeing-supplier-spirit-aerosystems-has-died/
This article exists because of that news
Ah my bad, thought the article was released yesterday prior to the second case breaking, guilt as charged for not RTFA
You're allowed one per month, don't let me catch you slacking off again til june
Maybe we can get Boeing to concede to a similar cadence of accidents and offings
You can't expect them to improve that much in just one quarter.
this post was submitted on 02 May 2024
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