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[–] DABDA@lemm.ee 181 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The Chicken and the Pig

The fable of the Chicken and the Pig is used to illustrate the differing levels of commitment from project stakeholders involved in a project. The basic fable runs:

A Pig and a Chicken are walking down the road.
The Chicken says: "Hey Pig, I was thinking we should open a restaurant!"
Pig replies: "Hm, maybe, what would we call it?"
The Chicken responds: "How about 'ham-n-eggs'?"
The Pig thinks for a moment and says: "No thanks. I'd be committed, but you'd only be involved."

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 57 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Damn, that's a lot fucking darker than I'd thought it'd get on reading the title of the fable.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 18 points 7 months ago

It was actually in my management textbook XD

[–] DABDA@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I heard of it from a Reddit comment about an easter egg location in Diablo 3 called "The Fowl Lair." It's filled with chickens and a single Greasy Pig.

[–] chr@lemmy.ca 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think it'd be rarer to find a fable that wasn't dark.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Tortoise and the hare isn't particularly dark.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You obviously didn't read the version where the hare gets eaten.

[–] darelik@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Tortoise kills hare in horrifying video. More at 6.

Edit: it was a seabird

[–] deweydecibel@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I know it's not the point, but I love the completely arbitrary bit where they're walking down a road together, and has absolutely no bearing on anything the happens.

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 25 points 7 months ago

It has one bearing: it puts them in the same location together

[–] makuus@pawb.social 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Substitute “walking down a road” with: “having dinner at a conference”, “chatting over lattes at the local coffee shop”, or “at a neighborhood cookout” as makes sense.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So this pig is fucking a chicken, and the chicken says...

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago

…stop cluckin around back here! We’ve got customers to serve.