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The easiest problem (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 6 months ago by PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 74 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Nah, I name all my variables after my homies.

int dave = 0;

[–] rufus@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 6 months ago (2 children)

does dave know he's a zero?

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 53 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In zero-based indexing, zero is #1.

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Dave was number one!

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago

But they had to be enterprise, so he became a number one factory.

[–] codfishjoe@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

His best friends index starts at 0

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 7 points 6 months ago

Ah, the XCOM approach. Now you look after those variables and get sad when you have to delete them.