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[–] FMT99@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Quick someone SLAM JK Rowling for saying more idiotic nonsense. We need more celebrities SLAMMED as soon as possible. Some politicians too, keep on SLAMMING folks!

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't know where to hire enough pro wrestlers to get this done.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Japan? They have stables of wrestlers.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't have the amount of cash needed to import them.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Import them skinny, feed them on location

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

But how would you know it's journalism if no one got SLAMMED?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I think she might be getting off on it.