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Indiana judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwiches (www.wishtv.com)

submitted 5 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Crackers are crisp and brittle by definition. "Floppy Cracker" is an oxymoron (and potentially a good name for a garage band?).

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't see you wearing black robes or holding a gavel.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What about a wizard hat?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I don't know, are we judging whether or tacos belong in Griffindor or Hufflepuff?