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[-] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 40 points 3 months ago

Bro that reminds me when I was in university and I used to tutor fellow students with the goal of getting laid. As soon as I got laid I stopped tutoring. Now unfortunately I'm married and have kids because of that.

[-] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago
[-] Princeali311@lemm.ee 25 points 3 months ago

He tutored girls with the hopes of getting laid, but then when he did, it turns out he liked her and settled down with her and is now married to her.

[-] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

Ohhhh for some reason my mind went to him trying to tutor other dudes to help them with women. Was very confused.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Same.

Wow, what a bro. Where was this guy when I was in school?

::re-reads comment and thread::

Oh. Yeah, that one's on me. That makes a little more sense.

[-] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago
[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

pooping cough was confused by cumskin genocide.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

It's an excellent tactic.

this post was submitted on 20 May 2024
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