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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

beanis

"Hey, Mike - stop what you're doing for a sec."

"No." He doesn't look at Bob. He keeps tying at a fast clip.

"Just a sec. You've been working on the bear site non-stop since yesterday. I'm Bob Nobody and you're Mike Rando. You're not gonna get out of this cubicle and promoted faster if you work work yourself like a dog."

"Work produces results."

"C'mon. Just a sec."

"Fine. You have a 30 seconds." Looks at watch. "Starting... now."

"What does beanis really mean?"

"It's in the π™·πšŽπš‘πš‹πšŽπšŠπš› π™³πšŽπšŒπš˜πšπšŽπš πšƒπšŽπš›πš–πš’πš—πš˜πš•πš˜πšπš’ 𝙱-𝟻 file."

"Just tell me."

"No."

"You've already done at least 5 files for just the Bs?"

Sighing. "You haven't read a thing - have you. Not actually a question. Before you ask me any more questions - consult all the reference materials. I'm busy."

"How many files have you written for the bear site? I mean in totβ€”"

Angry. "Time is up." Looks away and starts typing at a fast clip again.

"Not 30 seconds. Did you sleep in the office? Where? There's no place to lie down. Did you end up sleeping right there in chair?"

He keeps typing but it's clear that he's even angrier. "A maximum of 30 is implied."