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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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Image of two men sitting barefoot on some grass, and one of them has a puppy in his lap.

Text above the image reads:

"that your dog?"

"no, actually it's adopted… the wife and i were unable to conceive a dog naturally"

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

We're not allowed to have children in the US because of laws that prohibit human/animal hybrids :(

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 4 points 5 months ago

Wait 'till all the cybernetics ethics committees start to regulate protogen pups as "unethical"...

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Have you tried hacking a nuclear power plant?

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 0 points 5 months ago

The solution is simple: just don't get caught