this post was submitted on 25 May 2024
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Image of two men sitting barefoot on some grass, and one of them has a puppy in his lap.

Text above the image reads:

"that your dog?"

"no, actually it's adopted… the wife and i were unable to conceive a dog naturally"

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

We're not allowed to have children in the US because of laws that prohibit human/animal hybrids :(

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 4 points 5 months ago

Wait 'till all the cybernetics ethics committees start to regulate protogen pups as "unethical"...

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Have you tried hacking a nuclear power plant?

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 0 points 5 months ago

The solution is simple: just don't get caught

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"After years of trying, we decided to adopt.."

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just ended up with a bunch of human pups

[–] ZOSTED@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 points 5 months ago

Had this conversation with my wife the other day. She said she’d keep the dog. Though it would still be weird.