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Heard a guy respond to another guy calling him a motherfucker with 'yeah, but your mom didn't complain much', so it got me thinking. What are your best comebacks for the common insults you hear from time to time?

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[-] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 10 points 5 months ago

It lands best if you order a Cosmo or something equally "girly" coloured right before.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 months ago
[-] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago
[-] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Lassie, in response to the bestiality rumors circulating about you, I have decided to forgo calling you by the usual girl's name, and instead I am going to refer to you as whatever famous dog I can think of. I have gone with Lassie because of course it satisfies the criteria of being both a girl's and a dog's name, thus helping you to ease into the transition

[-] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 2 points 5 months ago

Oh man, I haven't had one of those in a hot minute. Guess I know what I'm sipping during the HCS grand finals on Sunday.

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Rose wine or one of those raspberry beers don't count?

[-] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 3 points 5 months ago

All the raspberry beers I've had are regular beer coloured honestly, but Rose absolutely gives the right effect.

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

For girl colored drinks, a Pink Lady is an incredible cocktail for all genders to enjoy, and one I'd recommend if your bartender can actually make it. Best when a bar makes their own grenadine, too.

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 2 points 5 months ago

What is it, your period?

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