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Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquarium (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

Jason: "Listen, you Argonauts. Tie me to the mast real tight. Those sirens have a great voice, but boy do I not want to meet them."