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A necropsy performed by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission’s Marine Mammal Pathobiology Lab found the fatal wound was a "14.5 cm long tear in the ventral wall" of his colon.
damn that sucks, unfortunate way to go
Well that's sad...
What was he wearing?
Nothing, the floozy
A novelty tee
cursed upvote
Of course it's Florida
Florida manatee
Jason: "Listen, you Argonauts. Tie me to the mast real tight. Those sirens have a great voice, but boy do I not want to meet them."
Poor Hugh.
That's a lot of sentences I never thought I'd read.