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[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 19 points 5 months ago

Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.

Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.

[-] msage@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago

How in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?

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