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Says someone who's never tried to get flour out of a plastic bag before...
I haven't even seen flour in a plastic bag and I can already imagine it being a PITA because of static cling! ๐ฌ
Ok, think of it like getting the last of the cocaine out the baggie.
Pour a tiny bit of water and drink it while maintaining eye contact with some old dude who just wants to wash his hands at the restaurant toilets.
Dad?
Just a sec son, dad just needs to pop down to the shops for bit.
Flip it inside out and rub it on my gums?
You roll down the bag and stuff that in the bag. It's not that hard.