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[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 95 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It's true. Once, when I was visiting Kyoto, I actually forgot how to eat, and a kind elderly man held me and tenderly bottle-fed me. I didn't even ask him to.

[–] barooboodoo@lemm.ee 43 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This only works if you are extremely attractive btw

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Was out of potato baby phase, can confirm.

[–] tjsauce@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

...would it work if you were a worm? Asking for a friend.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It feels like everyone has a story like this. I visited Osaka this one time and I was couldn't open the package that my lunch was in. This very ordinary looking salaryman approached me and without saying a word took, the package from me, ate it whole, then vomited it directly down my throat as an easily-digestible slurry fortified with immunity-boosting enzymes and developmentally-critical animo acids. He literally wouldn't stop.

[–] n0clue@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

This only works if you are extremely attractive btw.