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[โ€“] rmuk@feddit.uk 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It feels like everyone has a story like this. I visited Osaka this one time and I was couldn't open the package that my lunch was in. This very ordinary looking salaryman approached me and without saying a word took, the package from me, ate it whole, then vomited it directly down my throat as an easily-digestible slurry fortified with immunity-boosting enzymes and developmentally-critical animo acids. He literally wouldn't stop.

[โ€“] n0clue@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

This only works if you are extremely attractive btw.