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Louisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandments (boingboing.net)

submitted 6 months ago by NightOwl@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Thou shalt not math.

PS: this is what happens when the commitee watches Spinal Tap too many times.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

If George Lucas had directed Spinal Tap, he would have already gone back and made Stonehenge orange.

[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Surely there's an inbred-11 fingers joke in here somewhere...