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This is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull. (ttrpg.network)
submitted 4 months ago by CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
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[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 40 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Our player who likes doing this to the DM: "So they're giving us horses? What are the horses' names?" Our DM: "....no. You choose."

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 28 points 4 months ago

"They aren't attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour."

"What colours are they?"

"...fuck."

[–] SpeakinTelnet@programming.dev 23 points 4 months ago

"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer...."

"His name is Meatball"

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

"Horsey McHorseFace."

"You no longer have the right to choose."

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is how I accidentally named one guy "ThisGuy" and the other, "Thatguy."

On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

Jim Bob the bridge builder

Beats being named Jim Bob the goat fucker

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 3 points 4 months ago

...i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell...