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[โ€“] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

@Alexstarfire@lemmy.world, @EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world, @Apytele@sh.itjust.works, @OceanSoap@lemmy.ml

Don't worry, having to spread cold peanut butter on fragile graham crackers is enough punishment for your crimes against nature.

Also, I just buy the cheap stuff in bulk. It lasts forever so I don't know much about this "real" peanut butter that expires.

[โ€“] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I just wait the 20 seconds for it to become spreadable. Though, you do have to only get a little bit at a time. You can pull out a hunk and expect it heat up that quickly.